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Oh, You’re in Dallas on Wednesday? She said, “I never told you this before but our house, when you were growing up, was haunted.” I said, “Say more right now!” She said, “Outside you and your brother’s room, I used to see the ghost of a little girl in a Victorian nightgown and then she would walk down the hallway and then she would evaporate.” And then my dad said, “Let’s change the subject!” And I think he was just doing that dad-thing of, like, “This is a weird topic and I want to talk about a book I read about World War II.” But the way it came off was that he definitely killed that little girl. How are you better than a Nazi?” And then my mom said, “I made a salad with Craisins!” And the conversation ended. And then there’s some songs normally sung by an usher.

♪ No one but the one from Jericho ♪ A seven-year-old Mulaney had the chance to go out for the role of Kevin McAllister in Home Alone.

Like here’s what he wanted to see on the news.

Indent.

We noticed you had all been bullying each other and making fun of everything constantly. [in plaintive voice] “Hi. They try to find experts on the news. And when you think about it, what better funnies are there than a stand-up comedian with so much notoriety his reappearance on Saturday Night Life made some ripples.

So all day long you walk around, “What’d the horse do?” The updates, they’re not always bad.

Mulaney appeared alongside Nick Kroll on Broadway in a show called Oh, Hello, which featured characters Mulaney and Kroll developed on The Kroll Show (clip shown below). What was so funny about when she couldn’t fit the box of puppets back into the trunk of her Dodge Neon?

My wife is a bitch! [audience cheering] I’m lazy by nature too.

The greatest assembly of them all, once a year, Stranger Danger.

After the success of Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, Mulaney expressed interest in doing a Spider-Ham spin-off. It’s a word you’re meant to mishear. That’s where we’re at conversation-wise in our relationship as a mother and son, because I’m 35 and I don’t have any children to talk about and she doesn’t understand my career.

“Monkey, monkey, monkey man.”. My dad’s a very weird, informal guy. is a song written by Burt Bacharach and Hal David and sung by Welsh vocalist Tom Jones. We’ve all seen a bird in the airport. Mulaney reminds us that this is “an album written by and for people cheating on each other. Never goes well. The passwords of past you’ve correctly guessed, but now it’s time for the robot test!

Oh, my God, you’re going to love it.

EDDIE GRIFFIN: UNDENIABLE (2018) – Full Transcript, KAVIN JAY: EVERYBODY CALM DOWN! And I don’t like her! We should do like The Last Supper.” And I was like, “Oh, my God, that would be so cute.

But only if it’s money.” I found this peculiar. to view the video gallery, or After he left SNL, he released two other specials: The Comeback Kid (2015) and Kid Gorgeous (2018).

You spend most of your day telling a robot that you’re not a robot. Okay. I lived like a goddamn Ninja Turtle. Right? Madame de Pompadour didn't just share King Louis XV's bed, she also shared his power. Like, they were famous, but it was my couch.

Madame de Pompadour was the alluring chief mistress of King Louis XV, but few people know her dark history—or the chilling secret shared by her and Louis. He has also done a variety of voice acting and other appearances, and overall is just super funny.

Let’s say a kidnapper throws you in the back of a trunk…” This was at nine in the morning. From the… [belches] Anyone need anything?” Just take a pause, John! No, I take it back. There was always assembly and then, like, that second assembly to yell at you for how you behaved at the first assembly. But if you leave your baby with Gary Busey… [audience laughing] You’re down in the operating room like, “Hey, has anyone…”.

A horse is a very stable animal. You said I wouldn't be nothing, now I'm landing in a private plane, you fucking asshole. Dec 17, 2018 at 03:27PM EST So all day long you walk around, “What’d the horse do?” The updates, they’re not always bad. [audience laughing] Very sorry, Radio City, did that make you uncomfortable? But if you are taken to a secondary location, your odds of coming back alive are slim to none.” I am 35 years old and I am still terrified of secondary locations. “Don’t you mean last night?

He was more like, “Brush your teeth. Catherine of Aragon was King Henry VIII’s first wife and longest-lasting Queen of England. Go to the gym.” You’re like, “God, I guess they’re finally going to kill us all.

And according to a biography I read of him, when he was holding back the gay part, he did some of his best work.” [audience laughing] Now we don’t have time to unpack all of that. That was his name.



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